“I've got a very willing group of pack mules here.”
Wendy Lawrence
“There are 400 million humans in the U.S. and U.K. and yet, two little worms, George W. Bush and Tony Blair got thousands of their youths killed, empty their treasuries, and rode off into the setting sun without losing an eye or a tooth.”
Bobby W. Miller
“My favorite animal is the mule. He has more horse sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating -- and he knows when to stop working.”
Harry S Truman
“I swims in the Tagus all across at once, and I rides on an ass or a mule, and swears Portuguese, and have got a diarrhea and bites from the mosquitoes. But what of that? Comfort must not be expected by folks that go a pleasuring.”
Lord Byron
“You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly.”
Hank Williams
“It was like a bleeping mule kick.”
Mike Tyson
“You whine like a mule.”
Morgan Freeman
