“I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.”
Wendy Liebman
“People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'”
Tommy Cooper
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.”
Whitney M. Young Jr.
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.”
William Shakespeare
“Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble”
