“This is the result of plenty of advance publicity and the fact that people in Cincinnati just love Marge Schott. She's kind of like the aunt you had who said some embarrassing things, but you still loved her.”
Wes Cowan
“The size of this crowd is tribute to Marge Schott. I would be surprised if most of the people here didn't have a personal story about Marge. She was the most accessible owner in baseball. I bet there are a lot of people here who went up to her at the ballpark and got her autograph.”
“Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.”
Dan Castellaneta
“The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.”
“Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen”
“Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?”
“Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!”
Homer Simpson
