“Movies are fun, but they're not a cure for cancer”
Warren Beatty
“I am a product. . . . I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.”
Carlos Mencia
“It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help”
Mark Twain
“A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“There is still no cure for the common birthday.”
John Glenn
“Even though I'm not running anymore, we still have to try to find a cure for cancer. Other people should go ahead and try to do their own thing now.”
Terry Fox
“Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That's my utopia.”
Kurt Vonnegut