“George W. Bush has helped those who have most, hurt those who have least and ignored everyone in between.”
Wesley Clark
“George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.”
Mark Twain
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
“You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'”
George Bernard Shaw
“We're going to be there for at least a week or two, so hopefully we'll meet George Lucas. We're going to try and wedge ourselves somewhere and get into that universe.”
Ed Sanchez
“This is the hidden hand of the right wing swooping in to help Texas Governor George Bush.”
Chris Lehane
“Of all the Presidents I've served or observed, George W. Bush is the least receptive to the opinion of others. He has no interest in what others think and he doesn't listen to the advice of experts or professionals.”
George Harleigh