“The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.”
Warren G. Bennis
“A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'”
Tommy Cooper
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“They couldn't afford to maintain two factories doing the same thing. It was a difficult thing . . . (but) employees were very appreciative because we gave them a fair severance or retention package to get them to stay with the company until the end.”
Chuck Griffin
“All the workers wanted to stay. They had nowhere else to go. Their future depends on this factory. So I started looking for work for us.”
Conceicao Pinhao
“In the factory we make cosmetics; in the drugstore we sell hope.”
Charles Revson
“The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known.”
Charles Evans Hughes
