“The good Lord made us man and woman, but Smith and Wesson made us equal”
David Jaye
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.”
Mae West
“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.”
Helen Rowland
“When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.”
“Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.”