“Jack-This makes me feel like a man. Will-Yeah. Jack- No, seriously, I'm going to need a man after we're done.”
Will & Grace
“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
Jack Handy
“A man only becomes wise when he begins to calculate the approximate depth of his ignorance.”
Gian Carlo Menotti
“There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.”
Camille Paglia
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
“Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy, I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.”
Lloyd Bentsen
“The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future in life”
Plato
