“He is . . . like many other geniuses, a greater friend to the bottle, than the bottle is to him.”
William Lyon MacKenzie
“The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.”
Jennifer Aniston
“Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden.”
Chinese Proverbs
“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.”
Dorothy Parker
“The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!”
Dan Castellaneta
“The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.”
W. C. Fields