“Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.”
Will Rogers
“Now... thanks to your hacking my trees to the ground, there's not enough Truffula Fruit to go 'round.”
Dr. Seuss
“God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say "thank you?"”
William Arthur Ward
“A guest has not to thank the host, but the host the guest”
Russian Proverb
“I would like to thank Nasal Beard for that warm welcome. [Thanking Hazel Beard, mayor of Shreveport, Louisiana, in 1992”
George W. Bush
“If the account given in Genesis is really true, ought we not, after all, to thank this serpent? He was the first schoolmaster, the first advocate of learning, the first enemy of ignorance, the first to whisper in human ears the sacred word liberty,”
Robert Green Ingersoll
“The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank”
Dante Gabriel Rossetti