“Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country back as much as committees.”
Will Rogers
“The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce, we could use our boulevards for children's playgrounds.”
“Traffic volumes on I-75 are approaching values very seldom seen throughout the country.”
Darryl VanMeter
“Are we going to make traffic better? Probably not. We are going to try to minimize the impact outside the midtown area, plus we're working on an existing street grid so there's lots of ways to get in and out.”
David Gill
“It's been really smooth up to this point. We did see an increase in traffic, but nothing we can't handle.”
Robert Lambert
“Traffic is terrible. Who wants to drive from outside when you can live here?”
Kim Valentine
“On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at...”
Mitch Hedberg
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