“Everyone is ignorant – but on different issues.”
Will Rogers
“If you think knowledge is dangerous, try ignorance”
Contributed by: Frederic Aknin
Mark Twain
“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.”
Winston Churchill
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six hours sharpening my ax”
Abraham Lincoln
“There is nothing wrong with change, if it is in the right direction”
“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."”
Jack Handy
