“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”
Will Rogers
“I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.”
Mark Twain
“He makes a Foe who makes a jest.”
Benjamin Franklin
“A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.”
“Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?”
George Bernard Shaw
“It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious”
Tre Cool
“It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself”
Salvador Dalí
