“An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.”
Will Rogers
“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.”
“Onions can make ev'n Heirs and Widows weep”
Benjamin Franklin
“We wanted to take it off the menu, but people come from far away just for the liver and onions.”
Colleen Cleary
“This whole thing is like an onion. The more you peel, the more you cry.”
David Lipschutz
“Most dear actors, eat no onions nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath.”
William Shakespeare
“Give even an onion graciously”
Afghan Proverb