“Never miss a chance to shut up”
Will Rogers
“[T]o talk well and eloquently is a very great art, but that an equally great one is to know the right moment to stop.”
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
“Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it.”
William Feather
“You must judge a man's greatness by how much he will be missed.”
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."”
Jack Handy
“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.”
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
