“When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson”
Will Rogers
“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”
Woody Allen
“If you teach a man anything, he will never learn”
Bernard Shaw
“And I'm always surprised at who's there when you fail, ... It's usually not the people you expect to be there. It's easy to have friends when you're winning. And Jerry Maguire was kind of about that. This was about that, but it's like success and failure get trumped by an even bigger issue, which is, 'Are you going to be truly alive, and do you even know what that is?' ”
Cameron Crowe
“It is an unfortunate and surprising incident. We were surprised to be told to go back when we had not violated any immigration laws. We did not jump the border.”
Nelson Chamisa
“Tyler doesn't surprise me. He surprised me when he hit that 3-pointer, but other than that he doesn't surprise me.”
David Noel
“I was surprised to learn she was a gun enthusiast. I was even more surprised when I heard she became president of the NRA.”
Howard Friedman