“Neon shines through smokey eyes tonight, It's 2 AM, I'm drunk again, It's heavy on my mind...Excused me please, one more drink, Could you make it strong cause i don't need to think”
Dave Matthews Band
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
Jim Morrison
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
Jack Handy
“I probably won't even be able to watch the game tonight. I'm going to try to get drunk real early and be belligerent for the game. That's my style.”
Mark Crawford
“Children and drunks always speak the truth.”
Proverb
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”
