“You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!”
Will Rogers
“One thing about a pig, he thinks he's warm if his nose is warm. I saw a bunch of pigs one time that had frozen together in a rosette, each one's nose tucked under the rump of the one in front. We have a lot of pigs in politics.”
Eugene J. McCarthy
“In business I want to be a pig because pigs get fatter and hogs gets slaughtered.”
Felix Sabates
“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Winston Churchill
“A pig used to dirt turns its nose up at rice”
Japanese Proverb
“You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an eagle.”
Bill Clinton
“Some men there are love not a gaping pig, some that are mad if they behold a cat, and others when the bagpipe sings I the nose cannot contain their urine.”
William Shakespeare
