“If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be doubled”
Will Rogers
“So munch on, crunch on, take your nuncheon, / Breakfast, supper, dinner, luncheon!”
Robert Browning
“I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.”
Jack Handy
“I'll tell you what you can expect,' he said at our kickoff luncheon just a few days later. 'You can expect anything he says or writes may be repeated aloud in your own home in front of your own children. You can believe that he was taught to love and respect all mankind, but to fear no man. And you could believe that his abiding ambitions were to pass on to his family the true richness of the inheritance he received from his father, the bookmaker: The knowledge and love and fear of God, and second, to give you a Super Bowl winner.”
John Mara
“We start at 1:30, the first luncheon gets underway. We get into the Scottish stuff and into a wee bit of scotch.”
Scott Richardson
“And now, dear Lord, I cannot wait/ Because I have a luncheon date.”
John Betjeman
“Tik, tak, tik, tak, tik, tak!!! Do you know this sound?! It's called time and is running out! Time doesn't wait for you or anyone else. Use it wisely and productively, and you will get the best out of it.”
Philip T. M.
