“Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.”
Will Rogers
“And it came to pass at the end of forty days, that Noah opened the window of the ark which he had made: / And he sent forth a raven, which went forth to and fro, until the waters were dried up from off the earth.”
Bible
“It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark”
Howard Ruff
“On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park”
Curtis McDougall
“They have been grand-jurymen since before Noah was a sailor”
William Shakespeare
“Even Noah got no salary for the first six months partly on account of the weather and partly because he was learning navigation.”
Mark Twain
“And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.”
