“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.”
Will Rogers
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.”
“Onions can make ev'n Heirs and Widows weep”
Benjamin Franklin
“We wanted to take it off the menu, but people come from far away just for the liver and onions.”
Colleen Cleary
“Give even an onion graciously”
Afghan Proverb
“Most dear actors, eat no onions nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath.”
William Shakespeare
