“Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?”
David Letterman
“This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States!”
Dan Quayle
“You don't know how excited he was about that -- he was in the United States on his 21st birthday.”
Carla Thurin
“Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.”
Will Rogers
“The United States government must not undertake to run the Churches. When an individual, in the Church or out of it, becomes dangerous to the public interest he must be checked.”
Abraham Lincoln
“The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet”
Mark Twain
“The United States is like giant boiler. Once the fire is lighted under it, there is no limit to the power it can generate.”
Winston Churchill
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