“The Security and Exchanges Commission is going to be investigating Vice President Dick Cheney. They'll begin that investigation as soon as Congress finishes investigating the Security and Exchanges Commission.”
David Letterman
“Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.”
Johnny Carson
“[(Fort Wayne - WANE) Under the hot September sun, the former vice president teed off at the 11th annual Quayle Center Classic.] I love it, ... Coming back home, where I began my political career in 1976, and seeing old friends that have been with me since the get-go.”
Dan Quayle
“The president ought to do his own internal investigation of the vice president's office, to see what happened, set some standards and if need be take the vice president to the woodshed,”
Chuck Schumer
“[President Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, national security adviser Condoleezza Rice and Secretary of State Colin Powell are reaching out to the member nations.] There'll be a lot of diplomacy going on, ... There's no question that all 15 member states of the Security Council are important and will all be talked to.”
Ari Fleischer
“[Vice President Al Gore has hit the airwaves with new ads in recent days highlighting Social Security. On the stump, Gore has repeatedly said he would protect the program in a] lockbox ... we've worked too hard to put it all at risk.”
George W. Bush
“The baby boomer generation is retiring and the demands on Social Security will increase exponentially this decade. Vice President Gore believes the more responsible thing to do with a strong economy and a record surplus is to protect programs such as Social Security and Medicare.”
Doug Hattaway
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