“Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.”
David Letterman
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
Woody Allen
“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer”
“If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.”
