“A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.”
Will Rogers
“The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it's the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friend.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.”
Charlie Chaplin
“A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.”
Billy Wilder
“A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, officer?" He said: "My chips are too hot."”
Tommy Cooper
“Every citizen of the republic ought to consider himself an unofficial policeman, and keep unsalaried watch and ward over the laws and their execution”
Mark Twain
“I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.”
