“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
Will Rogers
“Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, and you can't settle anything until morning anyway.”
Rose F. Kennedy
“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
Will Shriner
“Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.”
Mark Twain
“When the Black Camel comes for me, I'm not going to go kicking and screaming - I am, however, going to try to talk my way out of it. "No, no, you want the other Walter Slovotsky."”
Joel Rosenberg
“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”
Jack Handy
“The piano is a monster that screams when you touch its teeth.”
Andre Segovia
