“If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.”
Alice Cooper
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
Mark Twain
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.”
Groucho Marx
“Speak softly and carry a big stick, and you will go far.”
Teddy Roosevelt
“You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.”
Abraham Lincoln
“A statesman is he who thinks in the future generations, and a politician is he who thinks in the upcoming elections.”
“We have the best government that money can buy.”
