“but I'd have to say Pennsylvania's looks like it was also dipped in the urine in the bowl.”
William Morgan
“It felt wonderful doing it. But that's rather like urinating in brown velvet pants. It can feel wonderful, but no one will watch.”
Robin Williams
“Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car”
Will Durst
“We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.”
Jeff Foxworthy
“Several steps in the current test are difficult or inconclusive. You can imagine that with so many proteins in urine, the level of EPO you're trying to detect is very small. With our [initial] grant we did a proof of concept showing that the two-dimensional separation was more reliable. We also found that the antibody used in the current test will sometimes pick up other proteins.”
Nicolle Packer
“This instrument will greatly minimize the transfer of urine containers, effectively increasing test accuracy and eliminating many of the problems associated with urine collection and transport. The portability of this device will also permit point-of-care testing in hospitals, and will enable healthcare professionals to transmit test data to mainline computers either through internal information systems or via e-mail.”
Walter Lambert
“I guess they spray out the urine and fake out the probation officer.”
Robert Carpenter
