“There was a knight came riding by / In early spring, when the roads were dry; / And he heard that lady sing at the noon, / Two red roses across the moon.”
William Morris
“I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out.”
Celia Cruz
“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host”
Dorothy Parker
“It was just a whimsical idea that escalated when so many crazy ladies took it up.”
Rudi Gernreich
“I'm the lady next door when I'm not on stage.”
Aretha Franklin
“Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded.”
Craig Kilborn
“Why refer to Lady Crack Pipe or Good Sir Dishrag when these things could never live up to all that their sex implied.”
David Sedaris
