“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
Will Smith
“I don't make jokes. I just watch government and report the facts.”
Will Rogers
“My wife told me I’m always watching TV and never paying attention to her. So she got a job as a news reporter.”
Muntazir M.
“A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.”
Mark Twain
“Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?”
George Bernard Shaw
“It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself”
Salvador Dalí
“It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious”
Tre Cool
