“One finger in the throat and one in the rectum makes a good diagnostician.”
William Osler
“Whatever you are, be a good one.”
Abraham Lincoln
“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”
Will Rogers
“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.”
Albert Einstein
“You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one”
“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”
Dr. Seuss
“When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.”
