“The receipts of cookery are swelled to a volume; but a good stomach excels them all”
William Penn
“To announce truths is an infallible receipt for being persecuted.”
Voltaire
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'”
Mitch Hedberg
“While we still expect additional Warlock orders, continued delays in the receipt of such orders limit the number that can realistically be scheduled for delivery by year-end. Therefore, we believe it is prudent to adjust our revenue guidance at this time.”
James Smith
“We'll give a refund -- or an exchange (for an equivalent product) without a receipt.”
Tim McGurk
“The auto numbers were looking like they might, on the receipts side, have been a bit weak for January. But what we're looking at is a bounce from a fairly weak 'ex-autos' number in December.”
Tim O'Neill
“Gift receipts guarantee that the consumer is credited the full amount for the item and allow retailers to confirm that the merchandise was purchased in their store.”
Tracy Mullin
