“Among men and women, those in love do not always announce themselves with declarations and vows. But they are the ones who weep when you're gone. Who miss you every single night, especially when the sky is so deep and beautiful, and the ground so very cold.”
Alice Hoffman
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
Agatha Christie
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
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