“Rudyard Kipling coined the phrase: 'The female of the species is more deadly than the male.' Well - look at Jeannette Rankin, ... Probably a hundred men in Congress would have liked to do what she did. Not one of them had the courage to do it. The Gazette entirely disagrees with the wisdom of her position. But, Lord, it was a brave thing!”
William Allen White
“From the point of view of literature Mr. Kipling is a genius who drops his aspirates. From the point of view of life, he is a reporter who knows vulgarity better than any one has ever known it.”
Oscar Wilde
“Everyone else may be crazy, while the homeless man uttering seemingly pointless phrases may be the most sane man in town.”
Dedrick D. L. Pitter
“The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.”
Carrie P. Snow
“Phrases and their actual meanings: "My teacher has never liked me." Expect a phone call before lunch from the teacher informing you that your child has been launching hot dogs by compressing them inside a small Thermos and then removing the lid quickly.”
Erma Bombeck
“A consistent thinker is a thoughtless person, because he conforms to a pattern; he repeats phrases and thinks in a groove.”
Jiddu Krishnamurti
“The phrase "domestic cat" is an oxymoron.”
George F. Will