“There are the tales of the socks and underwear he keeps in his office desk, of having to stop at his office en route to weddings to pick up a suit, of colleagues calling at 3 in the morning to leave messages on his office phone and hearing him pick up. From his discombobulated apartment comes lore about lasagna grown petrified after three months in his oven - that is, once he'd had his stove connected.”
David Margolick
“You can't treat apparel like underwear and socks, especially if it is fashionable clothing. You've got to present an image, and that's what (Wal-Mart is) not so good at.”
Candace Corlett
“"Cutting bangs are like thong underwear....an "adjustment" period of about two weeks is required before they feel like a natural part of you"!”
Laurie Osburn
“When I stayed, I was like, 'Babe, I need underwear, socks, shoes, everything,' ”
Jimmy Williams
“This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally”
Lillian Day
“Underwear should be worn on the inside”
Nancy Cartwright
