“Managing senior programmers is like herding cats”
Dave Platt
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.”
Leonard Brandwein
“CURZON: What is your foreign programme?MUSSOLINI: My foreign policy is `Nothing for Nothing'.”
Benito Mussolini
“The beautiful programme of Watson. its fatal flaw is that it's good for the lab and in the lab; but you put it on and take it off like a lab coat. It does not generate an image of man, a philosophy of life, a conception of human nature. It's not a gu”
Abraham Maslow
“Copying all or parts of a program is as natural to a programmer as breathing, and as productive. It ought to be as free.”
Richard Stallman
“When you look at our programme for the next few weeks, you do not fancy a trip to the Oktoberfest,”
Oliver Kahn
