“You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.”
William S. Burroughs
“A good meal is like a good masseur; dessert ... just the happy ending. -Morien Wyn jones”
Morien Jones
“A daydream is a meal at which images are eaten. Some of us are gourmets, some gourmands, and a good many take their images precooked out of a can and swallow them down whole, absent-mindedly and with little relish.”
W. H. Auden
“You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends.”
Joan Jett
“I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
Jack Handy
“In speaking of so-called Christians being in church: "Just because a mouse gets in a cookie jar, doesn't make it a cookie!"”
Old Southern Wisdom
“The fact is that it takes more than ingredients and technique to cook a good meal. A good cook puts something of himself into the preparation -- he cooks with enjoyment, anticipation, spontaneity, and he is willing to experiment.”
Pearl Bailey
