“The judge was horrified and called in Sears.”
David Medine
“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.”
Jack Handy
“I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on”
Roseanne Barr
“Cole Sear: Some magic's real.”
The Sixth Sense
“Sears is a store that is designed for suburbia. They sell a lot of things like major appliances, barbecues and power tools that intrinsically go to people with bigger houses and garages and room to put this stuff.”
Neil Stern
“Sears is a store that is designed for suburbia, ... They sell a lot of things like major appliances, barbecues and power tools that intrinsically go to people with bigger houses and garages and room to put this stuff.”
