“I saw the female drop to the ground and start screaming. She got back up and I saw a large male, clench his fist and punch the female twice in the face.”
Allen Wright
“Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.”
Mark Twain
“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”
Jack Handy
“I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming”
Courtney Love
“For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.”
Robert Briffault
“I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wiretapping illegal?!”
Jay Leno
“The females you'll find warming church pews on Sunday morning will give you a better ride than you can get by going to a bar or whorehouse, and they're clean and don't smell like an ashtray.”
Bobby W. Miller
