“In converting Jews to Christians, you raise the price of pork.”
William Shakespeare
“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
Homer Simpson
“To take what rightfully belongs to another, is like a Muslim eating pork, or a Hindu eating beef. Our Guru, our Spiritual Guide, stands by us, if we do not eat those carcasses.”
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
“They call me 'The Pork King,' they don't know how much I enjoy it.”
Robert C. Byrd
“Pork is not a verb”
Bart Simpson
“A peasant becomes fond of his pig and is glad to salt away its pork. What is significant, and is so difficult for the urban stranger to understand, is that the two statements are connected by an and not by a but.”
John Berger
“There are quite a few Muslims on the team. If we have pork, there's always two other items to choose from. If we have a barbecued pork sandwich on the menu, we're also offering a fish and a chicken item.”
Mark Farner
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