“Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments. Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds, or bends with the remover to remove.”
William Shakespeare
“If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.”
Michel de Montaigne
“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“I really do love a good hard dicking...it totally eases my stress and calms my nerves.”
Chewbaca
“I mentally conceive of some movable projected on a horizontal plane all impediments being put aside. Now it is evident ... that the equable motion on this plane would be perpetual if the plane were of infinite extent; but if we assume it to be ended,”
Galileo Galilei
“Honorable, adj.: Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable; as, "the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur."”
Ambrose Bierce
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