“Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments. Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds, or bends with the remover to remove.”
William Shakespeare
“If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.”
Michel de Montaigne
“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
Rita Rudner
“"Marriage is absolute love and life absolute but only husband and wife can live an absolute marriage."”
Emanouhl
“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“I really do love a good hard dicking...it totally eases my stress and calms my nerves.”
Chewbaca
