“Now for the tea of our host Now for the rollicking bun, Now for the muffin and toast, Now for the gay Sally Lunn!”
William Shakespeare
“You're gaining something when you eat her bread and muffins; they're just delicious. I eat it for nutrition and because it tastes great. I tend not to eat as much because it's filling.”
Rick Teegarden
“There's a face.... next muffin.”
Ross Noble
“American snacks like muffins, cookies.”
Bakhtiar Amin
“Have you looked around lately? There are more muffin-top, camel-toe, wedgie-assed women on the street than hotdog stands! These women need to take a hard look in the mirror, and be honest with themselves. No one knows what size is labeled on the inside of your clothes. Please, for the love of God, buy the bigger size, because we're all a bit tired of looking at the outline of your labia!”
Joy Maniscalco
“Eat, drink and be scary”
Contributed by: robert
Author unknown
“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
Anonymous Toast
