“The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.”
David Ogilvy
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope
“It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious”
Tre Cool
“A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.”
Mark Twain
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
