“Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn't be seen dead at.”
William E Bill Vaughan
“Actually, I might party a bit. I haven't partied in a long time, ... But we party a little differently than, like, Trick Daddy . We like high-speed Internet and strong coffee.”
Gerard Way
“Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance”
Proverb
“The closing years of life are like a masquerade party, when the masks are dropped”
Arthur Schopenhauer
“Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party”
Oscar Wilde
“I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one”
Mae West
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
