“I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.”
Ally McBeal
“My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.”
Mitch Hedberg
“I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would have to be one of my sisters or something.”
Katie Holmes
“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.”
Stephen Wright
“because he was the former director's roommate.”
Michael Brown
“I saw this Cal uniform come out of nowhere. It was special because it was my roommate.”
Tim Mixon
“But my roommate (former Lady Cougar Amanda Barksdale) had had surgery on her knees before. And she told me, 'If you do what you've got to do, you'll be back by the time the (Comets') season starts.' I guess I stopped crying by then.”
Sancho Lyttle
