“Men do their hardest work at the bottom of the ladder, not at the top”
William Feather
“Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?”
Barbra Streisand
“I am a NEW YORKER which means i work full time and live my life part time”
Kenneth waters Jr
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
