“The only preparations I made were getting ice, batteries, and canned foods. I also place my lawn furniture inside so that the wind will not blow it away.”
William Fields
“You don't often show off the inside of your house, but the outside says a lot about you. You decide Friday night or Saturday morning you're going to do stuff with your lawn. People still are willing to spend bucks.”
Steven Dray
“Don't fall for the pitch '15 months is as good as cash'?even if you have lawn furniture in your living room. Retailers know that most customers won't pay in full within 15 months, and they'll be charged interest from day one. So, if you sign up for such a plan, be sure to put one-fifteenth of the full payment in a special account each month and pay in full at the end of the interest-free term.”
Sheryl Garrett
“Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.”
Charles M. Schulz
“A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter.”
W. C. Fields
“Society is like a lawn where every roughness is smoothed, every bramble eradicated, and where the eye is delighted by the smiling verdure of a velvet surface”
Washington Irving
“Haters wanna stop my lute,they don't want me wearing Sean John, they want me wearing lawn suits.”
P. Diddy Puff Daddy