“My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down -- but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.”
“True love does not die prematurely, it dies of old age...”
Philip T. M.
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
“Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect-- But tell me the truth.”
“Children and drunks always speak the truth.”
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
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