“Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words”
Woody Allen
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.”
Voltaire
“He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.”
“You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer”
Mark Twain
“Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million”
“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”
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