“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
Woody Allen
“It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious”
Tre Cool
“The gods too are fond of a joke.”
Aristotle
“Even the gods love jokes”
Plato
“My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world”
George Bernard Shaw
“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'”
“A chemist on each side will approach the frontier with a bottle”
Oscar Wilde
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